I know, that is a very bold statement to make like that. Wasn’t Neopets that web-thing that was popular with kids about ten or fifteen years ago? Only little kids just barely out of kindergarten have time for feeding their clip-art Tamagotchis. Well, I just recently got back into Neopets and I thought I would share my ideas.
I have been recently going through my metric ass-ton of excess Magic cards, trying in vain to sort them all. Most of the bulk cards I have were acquired through drafts, sealed and other limited formats. As such, most of them are… incredibly terrible. Offensively terrible. “Dear god why did they waste the ink on this piece of crap” terrible.
With the release of Guile, I think I have found my character. But, there are still a few problems I have to somehow solve.
Holy analog stick, Batman! I was right! I am absolutely horrible! Welp, onto the next game, right?
I recently purchased Street Fighter V, the first “real” fighting game I have played, and I have decided to git gud, as the saying goes.
As I do that, I will chronicle my efforts and describe how I train, learn and develop my skills. This series will show my advancement from a criminally incompetent scrub to – hopefully – barely competent scrub.
This is episode zero, what I have before I actually start.